What's Wrong?

You woke up in the morning, and
You didn't feel so hot?
You couldn't keep your breakfast down,
But didn't eat a lot?

Your monthly pattern isn't?
And your chest is rather sore?
It's 3 AM and you insist
On pickles from the store?

I didn't go to Med School, but
I do believe I know,
Unless you've picked up some new flu,
Your belly's gonna grow.

But don't you fear, although you'll bloat
Beyond your wildest dreams.
It's nothing like a tranquil night ...
Destroyed by baby's screams!